Friday evening, while I was in the car, down for the count after two gin martinis on an empty stomach, the mosquitoes had a feast on all the exposed bits of my flesh.
This pic was taken Sunday night and shows the worst of the carnage:
Except for the bites on the bottom of my feet.
I'm in agony, people. I am so highly allergic to mosquito bites that I'll be itching for a week. At least.
But I take consolation in the fact that maybe the mosquitoes that did this to me died from alcohol poisoning. How'd you like the gin, fuckers?!?
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Ooh, that sucks! Get thyself some Calamine, stat!
If you don't have any Calamine, grab some baking soda, about a tablespoon or so, and just a few drops of water, enough to make it a thin paste so you can put it on your bites.
Lordy that looks awful! Hope you feel better soon.
I think I would be soaking in a tub of calamine while in a Benadryl-induced stupor. Stop itching soon!
EW.
I'm itchy just looking at it!
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