Monday, August 11, 2008

Friday night which I am the main course.

Friday evening, while I was in the car, down for the count after two gin martinis on an empty stomach, the mosquitoes had a feast on all the exposed bits of my flesh.

This pic was taken Sunday night and shows the worst of the carnage:

Except for the bites on the bottom of my feet.

I'm in agony, people. I am so highly allergic to mosquito bites that I'll be itching for a week. At least.

But I take consolation in the fact that maybe the mosquitoes that did this to me died from alcohol poisoning. How'd you like the gin, fuckers?!?


Molly's Mom said...

Ooh, that sucks! Get thyself some Calamine, stat!

HEATHER said...

If you don't have any Calamine, grab some baking soda, about a tablespoon or so, and just a few drops of water, enough to make it a thin paste so you can put it on your bites.
Lordy that looks awful! Hope you feel better soon.

penny said...

I think I would be soaking in a tub of calamine while in a Benadryl-induced stupor. Stop itching soon!

blackbird said...

I'm itchy just looking at it!