This is Me: The meme

Jumping on the bandwagon and doing the "this is me" meme. (Which I think was written by a 14 year old girl, but what the hell! It's fun!)

THIS IS ME:
Eye Color: Blue or green depending on the light.
Hair Color: brown with some grey
--Dyed or Natural: au natural
--Curly or Straight: slight bend but mostly straight
Right- or Left-handed: right but can do left in a pinch
Tan or Pale: Freckled.
Jeans or Khakis: jeans, much to S's dismay
Country, Rap, or Rock: Anything but rap or jazz
Car: Volvo wagon
Place in order of preference--T.V., book, movie, music: book, tv, movie, music
Your heritage: English and Irish, I think
Shoes you're wearing today: really uncomfortable asics (I hate these sneaks!)
Your weakness(es): dogs; cute bags; books
Your perfect pizza: Mediterranean Feta Bread from Aubree's (...feta infused cheese bread with sun-dried tomatoes, ripe olives, red onion & artichokes with garlic butter and parmesan. Served with marinara sauce or ranch dressing.) I like it with ranch.
Favorite color: green
Favorite place: the sleeping porch of S's cottage on a cool Sunday morning - snuggled in bed and watching the sun rise over the lake
Goal you'd like to achieve: graduation, time living in Europe
Your most overused phrase(s): Oh, for fuck's sake (FFS)
Your thoughts first waking up: Is it Saturday?
Your best physical feature(s): don't know
Your bedtime: usually around 11:30
Your most missed memory: Not sure.
Pepsi or Coke: Iced tea or water. No soda. Ever.
McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or group dates: what's a date?
Adidas or Nike: Doc Marten's
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Luzianne
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Just give me a cup of coffee, FFS!

DO YOU:
Smoke: not any more.
Cuss: as much as I can and with enthusiasm.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: boyfriend S
Take a shower: yes
Have a crush(es): Oh, yeah.
Think you've been in love: I hope so.
Want to get married: not at the moment
Believe in yourself: probably not as much as I could.
Believe in God: believe in a higher power
Believe in your government: not at the moment
Get motion sickness: nope, touch wood
Think you're attractive: I don't scare small children.
Think you're a health freak: nope.
Get along with your parents: aye
Like thunderstorms: Bring 'em on!

IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU:
Drank alcohol: yes
Gone on a date: no
Gone to the mall: no
Been on stage: no
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: FFS! No.
Eaten sushi: no
Been dumped: no
Gone skating: no
Gone skinny dipping: no
Stolen anything: there was that one paperclip I brought home from work.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: FFS. Yes.
Been caught "doing something": no
Been called a tease: not to my knowledge.
Gotten beaten up: in third grade a boy punched me in the stomach. I still hate him.
Age you hope to be married: 70
Number of children you'd like: zip, zero, zilch
Describe your dream wedding: Let me say this: NOT THE ONE I HAD. I don't have a "dream wedding".
What do you want to be when you grow up: a college graduate.

WHAT YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Best eye color?: brown
Best hair color?: none.
Short or long hair: none
Height: as long as he's taller than me, don't care. (I went on a couple of dates with a man shorter than me and it was bizarre.)
Best first date location: picnic, volunteer somewhere (walk dogs at the shelter, maybe), ice cream, home
Best first kiss location: on a blanket in my yard watching a total lunar eclipse. (and I think I bit his lip!)

IN THE NUMBERS:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
Number of CD's: ffs. I don't know and I'm not counting.
Number of piercings: three total
Number of tattoos: two
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: three maybe?
Number of scars on my body: a few.