Yesterday while at work at my second job, a random customer said to me "you look healthy."
I didn't know what to even say to that. I had been running around so I was very warm and I'm sure my face was flushed. But when I'm flushed, it's not very pretty - my whole face turns red and I look pissed off. Did she mean that I look chubby? (If so, how FRICKIN' RUDE!) I know I've put on weight but I don't look totally awful. Was she hitting on me? Had she confused me with someone who, at one time, wasn't always so healthy? (Why in the hell aren't I ballsy enough to say, "and what is that supposed to mean?")
I think I mumbled something about it being warm in the store, then promptly changed the subject to product talk.
Seriously. How would you have responded to her?
Also, my Christmas season has officially begun. I heard The Hippopotamus Song just a few minutes ago.