A Meme

So I was tagged by Eurolush to do the latest meme makin' the rounds. Here goes:

What are your current obessions?
Reading cheesy romance novels that I've already read. Margaritas. Short hair.

What's for dinner?
I had a bowl of jasmine rice with scrambled eggs and soy sauce. Quick, easy, filling.

What is your greatest fear at the moment?
That my plastic microwave rice cooker is loaded up with BVAs or BVPs or PBRs or whateverthehell it is you're supposed to avoid in plastic and that it is, every time I make yummy jasmine rice, increasing my chances of getting some sort of cancer. I really need to get a new rice cooker.

What are you listening to?
The hum of the fan from my NEW (used) LAPTOP!!!

If you were a goddess what would you be?
Protector of the innocent, upholder of justice, and avenger of abused animals.

What are your favourite holiday spots?
S's cottage, eastern Kentucky, Mackinac Island, Petoskey.

What are you reading right now?
A cheesy romance! W00t!

What is your guilty pleasure?
Reading a trashy & very cheesy romance novel while sipping on a margarita.

Who or what makes you laugh?
S. Dogs. Eddie Izzard. Billy Connolly. Badger. Eurolush.

What is your favourite spring thing to do?
Opening the fraking windows! And LEAVING THEM OPEN. (I've had at least two open at all times for the past month.)

Where are you planning to travel next?
Planning? Europe. In reality, I'll probably head to Petosky or some other place in the northern lower penninsula.

What is the best thing you ate or drank lately?
I made some cranberry pomegrante green tea iced tea the other day. It was yum. Other than that, it would probably have to be all those lovely margaritas I've been sucking down lately.

When was the last time you were tipsy?
Um. Let's see. Today is Tuesday. It wasn't last night I was a the pub with S. No, no, it was Sunday evening. Sunday!

What is your favorite ever film?
No way can I pick one. I'll give you top three: The Color Purple; Pride and Prejudice (with Colin Firth, o'course); and Love Actually.

What is the biggest lesson you've learned from your children?
I ain't got none!
But my niece and nephew taught me that I have no patience for children so it's a good thing I don't have them.

What song can't you get out of your head?
Currently, the earbugs are silent. But I've been on a kick with Patsy's Crazy lately.

What book do you know you should read but refuse to?
Prior to graduation, it was textbooks. Cripes almighty I hated reading text books. So I didn't do it. Post graduation, I'd have to say it would be anything political. Seriously. I hate politics.

What is your physcal abnormality/abnormal physical ability?
I am right handed but I can write left handed, backwards, and upside down. I'm not fast at it, but I can do it. I don't know that that is anything more than a dumb party trick, though.

What is your favourite candy?
Cadbury's caramel eggs. Thank God they only make them in the spring.

What is your favourite body part?
On myself? My eyes. On S? His bald head. And his smile.

What other bloggers are you tagging?
Well, everyone else but Penny has been tagged. So I'm tagging Penny!

That's it! I was going to post some photos but it's 9:00 and I'm damn tired. So you'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Cheers!